Directed by: Bob Spiers Written by: Kim Fuller Jamie Curtis Starring: Melanie Brown Victoria Adams Melanie Chisholm Emma Bunton Geri Halliwell Richard E. Grant Claire Rushbrook Alan Cumming Roger Moore George Wendt Meat Loaf Mark McKinney

Favorite Lines from the Audience:

"Two for Spice World."

Favorite Lines from the Movie:

"That was absolutely perfect, without being ah... actually any good."

"Listen, I love these girls and I'll do anything for 'em. But I won't do that."

"I think I may have just started the breakup of the Spice Girls."

Winner 1999 Pan Down! Awards:

Worst Picture

Worst Actress
(Spice Girls)

Worst Director
Bob Spiers

Reviews

Dogburt

A Spice Soliloquy

Let me take you back to a special time in life. It will be remembered in infamy for generations, that date of 1/27/98. In my travels, it has no equal. It is the feeling of impending doom, yet the raw audacity to follow it through. It is like riding on a bike when you were young, and suddenly riding off a cliff. You know that the fall could be fatal, but you don't stop, you continue anyway. And the split second of freefall is exhilarating. You, dammit, were living! And then, your bike explodes. The dazzling array of colors, the cutting edge sound track, Roger Moore, I'm surprised my head didn't explode.

When I left, under a darkened sky with rain coming down, I went home and wept. I wept for me, for my colleagues, for the starving children. I wept for the people who had to suffer through the making of the movie, knowing exactly what the final product would be. I envied the blind man who could not see. I envied the deaf man who could not hear. But I could not weep for Howell, for he committed an unforgivable sin. May God have mercy on his soul.

Red Sonja

Ten minutes into the movie I felt the need to apologize to everyone else. For the good of the group, I don't think I should be allowed to choose again.

The Full Mason

I haven't felt the urge to physical try to hurt someone at a movie theater since I was dragged out to see Beaches.
Mike I hate you -- like a brother
No -- like a cousin
No -- like a pen pal
No. You are fired

Batman

To paraphrase a certain penguin: Spiceworld has brought the word 'bad' to new levels of badness. Bad acting. Bad effects. Bad everything. This bad film just oozed rottenness from every bad scene. Simply bad beyond all infinite dimensions of possible badness. Well maybe not that bad, but lord it wasn't good.

Lanceley

IT'S SPICEWORLD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?!